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What do you get if you cross a madman with a pervert? You get a TimeSplitters 4 Concept Artist, that's what. Click here for a chilling insight into the uncharted regions of their minds.

Take a trip down memory lane with another one of our vintage 'Dr. Doak' recruitment adverts.

Savage rockers Korn have very kindly sent us their new music video for the track they wrote for Haze. You can mosh to it here. If you think this is good, you should hear the one they did for PacMan.

Being nine means we're not old enough to drink yet, which raises questions about the sheer number of people who appear to be wankered in front of their screens after lunch. But that's not important right now - What is important is that we'd like to thank all the dedicated staff working here, both past and present; all the publishers that have helped get our games on the shelves; and of course you - the gamers who have made it possible for us to keep making things for you to play. Thank you. We love you all.

JOIN US! You're looking at the man who can give you the ultimate in job satisfaction. Click on 'living legend' Dr. David Doak to get to our recruitment page.

We are satirists of the highest order. Watch our TimeSplitters 4 teaser here, and prepare to laugh. Granted, you might not laugh when you're watching it, but it's better to be prepared just in case.