Our writer, Rob Yescombe, doesn't just sit around eating jelly babies and watching movies illegally on youtube. He also APPEARS on it - talking about Haze (inevitably). Here he goes again:

Yescombe Dreams About A Perfect Game
Yescombe Interferes With The Public

Well we've still got opportunities for you to get it! All you have to do in return is work your little socks off for us, and help us to keep on making fabulous games. Please hurry - we need your skills. Apply! Apply! Apply!

Holy macaroni! Haze has been in production for so long, when we first started I was just a glint in my fathers eye. Now I am a strapping goliath of a man with a magnificent game ready to be put onto millions of shimmering discs. Hurrah! That's right, you heard me - Haze is good to go. Ladies and gentlemen, start your pre-ordering and get ready for launch: May 2008. Read all about it right here.

Haze getting a release date is big news, but we have even BIGGER news! Yes - R107 has finally got his lazy ass round to answering some more of your poorly written letters and emails. Fantastico!

Actually, that's not strictly true, but it sounded exciting, didn't it? Anyway, he really WAS in a car crash, but he's not dead. Instead, he broke his leg and also part of his arse, which hopefully explains why we haven't been updating the website much lately. Don't worry - I just spoke to the doctor, who told me that "We can rebuild him". In the meantime, why not read the latest blog from our monkey?

You want Haze? I'll give you Haze (provided that you click here.)